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Here is a list of reasons I need coffee 
15th-Aug-2015 11:09 am
Bitchy with Tea
1. It helps me mimic socially acceptable behaviours
2. Jail is a real place I want to avoid. I look terrible in orange jumpsuits.
3. It is difficult to work with my eyes closed.
4. My desk is not a comfortable warm bed.
5. Neither is the train, nor the subway.
Comments 
15th-Aug-2015 07:35 pm (UTC)
6. People talk to me.
7. People stare at me if I forget to put on pants.
16th-Aug-2015 12:31 am (UTC)
I have brought you both massive coffees as a partial thank you for my very excellent birthday surprise yesterday.
16th-Aug-2015 02:27 pm (UTC)
Subway's not so bad for sleeping.
16th-Aug-2015 04:06 pm (UTC)
It is when it is broiling hot and there are people on it who do not wash and smell like funk, which is always.
16th-Aug-2015 10:18 pm (UTC)
Eh.
17th-Aug-2015 11:41 pm (UTC)
These are the main reasons why I drink coffee.
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